i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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