You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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