oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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