So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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