I want to stick my p in your. b.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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