Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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