I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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