Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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