dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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