I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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