is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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