I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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