Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
is wine microwaveable?
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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