he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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