everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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