my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
