That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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