Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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