So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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