I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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