dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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