so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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