She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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