Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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