Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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