shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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