try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
