recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
