It's like God shit irony all over that family
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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