so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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