I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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