If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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