i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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