ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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