I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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