The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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