I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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