Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dear god my vagina.
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