hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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