I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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