I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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