Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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