I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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