It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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