Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I need to calm my uterus...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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