Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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