I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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