Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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