i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize