It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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