Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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